I'm Gonna Be The Very Best
A Pokemon Love Poem Written By Chelsea <3

If I were a Nidoking, would you be my Nidoqueen?
I would protect you, shield you with my Light Screen
My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail
I would prove to you my love, with a Heart Scale
But I must be Frank
I promise this isn’t a prank
You make my Metapod Harden
It goes crazy, like a Bulbasaur in a garden
I’m like a Geodude, as hard as a rock
I’m crazy for the ladies, just like my man, Brock
I wanna make like a Caterpie and String Shot all over you
You’ll never know what to do
Because you’ll be Weezing by the time we’re done
Babe, you make me Rhyhorn-y, so let’s have some fun
You’ve got the luscious lips of a Jynx
And you’re as cute as a little Shinx
Meowth isn’t the only mischievous pussy in town
So just relax and lay down
Don’t worry about the Krabbys down there in your Tangela
I’ve got some Repels that will keep them out
As if a Groudon had just used Drought
I’m gonna Lickilicky your icky-sticky
I just hope I don’t leave a hickey
So baby, will you please say “yes”?
We will settle it with a Poke-battle on our DS
If you win, I’ll be yours
If I win, you’ll be on all fours

fullcravings:

Ice Cream Cone Cannoli
baysalt:

Using my Talonflame to hatch eggs while IV breeding Dratinis, bless his heart

baysalt:

Using my Talonflame to hatch eggs while IV breeding Dratinis, bless his heart

altruistic-wanderer replied to your post: altruistic-wanderer asked:You’re …

Lol love you more! But you must know Tail Whip because your beauty leaves me defenseless. Lol ;)

Hahaha oh man! How did you know that Pokemon pick-up lines are my absolute favorite? That reminds me that I wrote a Pokemon love poem a few years ago. Lemme find it and post it!

You're not pretty. You're fucking beautiful Ace Trainer Chelsea!

Ahhh I love this! I love you! 

major-hat-crisis:

Am I the only one who thinks this pokedex entry iS EXTREMELY FUCKING CREEPY?!

major-hat-crisis:

Am I the only one who thinks this pokedex entry iS EXTREMELY FUCKING CREEPY?!